Baking Therapy

Saturday, June 27, 2009
Abs said,"If you are sad, you make apple crumbles."


Me, cutting the apples into real slim shady pieces.
So focusing.


Abs, playing with the sugar in the marmalade.
So concentrating.


FAILED :(
As a result of mixture of butter + flour + sugar.


And it becomes scramble eggs in disguise.


PASSED :)
As a result of mixture of butter + flour and then sprinkle with sugar.


Then, send them to the dish washer oven.


While waiting, Abs, the Pua Chu Kang's concubine demonstrates on how to wash the dishes using a pair of yellow rubber glove.


Still waiting. Abs started to demonstrate on her balloon job glove blowing skill.


Yay! Finally, our apple crumbles is ready.


Bub is waiting patiently for her treats.


Wednesday was a melancholy day. Nevertheless, we had heap of fun baking and acting like a newly wed couple.

Noisy yet loving.

Conclusion: Baking Therapy helps to go through the misery day.

 
2:08 AM

Love Is Pain

Friday, June 26, 2009
Pain is the sweetest pleasure
Pleasure to have met you
You'd made me falled so deep
Falling deep in love is pain


I tried to change the rules but it's still the same old game.
I am addicted to you.

EVIL Plan has became invalid.

 
10:01 PM

Not In The Sketch

Monday, June 22, 2009
You seemed so dear,
but I know it is not real.
I need you to be here,
to brush away my fear.

Have I fallen already?
because I am not yet ready.
I am just plain greedy,
because you promised me goody.

I did not plan all these,
I just relished the tease.
I know I am now at risk,
please tell me you will not leave.

All the thing that we did,
has haunted me so deep.
Do you think you could give,
all the affection I need?


I am denying the little voice inside me. I am in danger, I think.

and Wow... I could rhyme on my feeling.

* NOT HAPPY *

 
11:27 PM

Happy Fathers' Day

Sunday, June 21, 2009
"Abs, Happy Fathers' Day!" Abs sms-ed me.

"Now you mention about it, do you know where the hell our twins have gone? I remember I make them grounded at home! Did you bring them shopping AGAIN?" I replied.

"Yes I brought them out for grocery. They said they are going to make you muffins. Sorry. We wanted to give you surprise!"

"You make me sound like a monster daddy! And now you are the mom-every-kids-wanted!"

"Ya but I love my husband very much."

"Aww... I love you too! But we are not going to have sex! Don't ever think about that!"

"But... but... but.. You said we can have another baby :( "

"I just talked to Angelina. She will bring us to adopt one, or one dozen if you want! :) "

"I don't care I want sex. Otherwise I will bring our twins and leave home!"

"But... *long breath* I need to tell you the truth, hon! I am a tranny. About the twins, it was our gardener, Ah Neh who make your pregnant! You were so overwhelmed of having Negro babies that time. I don't want to dissapointed you by telling you the truth!"


Darn! I have so much fun on the impromptu story make up!

Looking forward for our next lightning shop visit.

No, this is not pathological.

 
9:24 PM

Krispy Kreme

Wednesday, June 17, 2009
It's not the nonuts doughnuts that matter.

It's the polka dots box!!!


Thanks, Abs!

 
11:35 PM

The First Pair

Monday, June 15, 2009
and probably the last one I will get for myself, at this height.


Aren't they just admirable?

4 and the half inches is about 11.5cm, and I have just worn a ruler on my heel!

Uh oh, the heels seem extra frangible now!
 
11:39 PM

PERMANENTLY DELETE?

YES.

There goes the little things that once prove us an item, in just a click.

And now, we are nothing, in just a blink.

I will hide and heal myself, for ages it could be.

The bouqet of dazzling flower has lost its magic power,
She who once send the flower will never be bothered,
All the looking forwards are now turned into shatter bubbles.

 
9:55 PM

EVIL Plan

Sunday, June 14, 2009
It has been triggered, and yesterday was Day 1.

I don't know how far it could lead me to this time. But I smell something good, and I know it will be a splendid progress.

I know all the pains and waitings are worthwhile for what I will be deserved soon.

Merry costs a tad more than melancholy, but rest assure I could afford the former even by myself.

* Wish me luck! *
 
11:19 PM

Banana Caramel


Added into my favourite beverage list.

* Grin *
 
10:07 AM

I Need A Shoulder

Friday, June 12, 2009
to cry on, but you were not here.

You never bother to be here, when I needed you the most.

Hello, anyone see dyeheart?
 
11:33 PM

心如刀割

其实心早觉悟，也渐渐学会宽恕。
偏偏由你说出，心还是难以平复。

原来，你比我想象得更重。

我还没能放得下。
 
11:05 PM

It's Friday!

So, there is no reason to be waking up early tomorrow!

Liquor, people!


I was dumstruck with the 80% goods sold in the grocery shop in Prague.

Oh man liquor! Look at the racks, hundreds of alcohol bottles waving hello to me in this cramped grocery store.

So many of them.

 
1:26 PM

Match-Making

Thursday, June 11, 2009
Jolly Mah White, my another favourite after those grey bears.




And this adorable little pink ribbon Jolly Rosa caught my eyes along the shops in Old Town Square, back in Prague.


Jolly Mah White would certainly fall for this pretty one. Aww, they can both make a perfect couple!

No, Jolly Rosa doesn't like brown. And yes, Jolly Mah White only prefer the bigger size.

Eh, but Jolly Mah White is a standing sheep, and Jolly Rosa is a dangling sheep wor! Whatever lar, love doesn't care that much!

I think Jolly Mah Black is cute too!

 
9:21 PM

Size Does Really Matters

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
That's why it is bothering everyone else.


One funny advertisement board in Geneva that make me think of Miao.

* (: from my heart *

 
12:46 AM

The Happy Elephant

is freed from the fridge and ready to ramble.

Then, I realise I am not a happy elephant anymore.

I am now officially a misery elephant.

The misery elephant is froze inside the fridge and ready to moan!

How much does happy cost?

I need one.

 
12:17 AM

Mama, Can I?

Monday, June 08, 2009
Can I have this little picture on my ankle, just like this?


I know you don't like me wearing anklet with small bells that make all these annoying sounds, but I promise this one would not make a single sound.

And, noone will realise that's a tattoo lar! I bet your friends wouldn't realise one.

Can I, please?

 
11:25 PM

The Alimentarium (Vevey - 250409)

This is so far, the most interesting museum I've been.

It's run by the Nestlé foundation and their idea is to cover everything to do with food; its history, its origins and uses, in a fun and interactive way.



The various sectors of food industry.

I personally like the Commerce sector because it has a big bar of chocolate, and turns into a big cup of hot chocolate :)









Then, we have the world of 100 years ago versus today.

The differences I could think of are:
  • The food grows from the plant and the food processed from the plant.

  • The paper packaging and the plastic packaging.

  • The rattan basket and the iron trolley.

I love this Input & Output Game. Slot in any food in the Input hole, then do the same to the Output and make sure the black people won't fall too much to either side!

I have chosen my favourite nuggets as Input and typing as Output.

I am destined to be fat.

This is not egg in the red plate. It's the hamster toy but in human version.

Some boring science related stuff.

The colourful Nestlé labels.

Me and my Ramli stall.

JS and me outside the museum.

The giant fork on the lake, opposite the museum.

I reckon it looks better with a few strings of spaghetti coil around the bottom of the fork.

Spot the lobsters!!!




(: end of tour.
 
4:02 PM

放假吧！

亲爱的心，

我决定放你一个悠长假期。

一个没有负担，没有委屈，没有压力，没有伪装，没有烦恼的假期。

放心吧！我已经打发眼泪到别处去了。这一个假期，就只有你和笑声。

尽管去逍遥吧！

这一路走来，辛苦你了！



没用的主人上。
 
3:36 PM

Mozart Sang to Me (Vienna - 010509)

In Hofburg Square, people dress up like some famous musician so that tourists can approach and take photo with them. Of course, you need to give them few pennies to show appreciation and this is how they make their living.

This musician in disguise is funny. He stood very still and started playing his violin out of sudden when there're these two kids approached him! It gave everyone a shock and the kids ran away!




And this boring musician.




And another boring musician.




Look, Mozart! I approached Mozart and posed beside him. Guess what! Mozart lifted up my hand so quickly that I was not prepared and started singing to me. I blushed.




He asked if I was flattered, and I admitted.




Everyone was looking at us and I feel awkward.




Nancy, who initially also wanted to take photo with Mozart, has changed her mind. She said she did not want to be the center of attention, like me. Therefore, she stood far away from Mr Mozart, and asked me to take a good angle of her and Mozart together.



Obviously, I failed in photography.
 
3:48 AM

Black Affair (Montreux - 220409)

Before I left to Montreux for ITC Roundtable event, Wendy, the tarot card reader told me someone will come to me in this trip. Someone who is fair and vigorous. Someone who could be elder than me as much as 10 years. Someone who involve in finance field.

Needless to say, I was very looking forward to meet this someone.

The first day of the event during the Culture Night, Mr A approached.

Mr A was clearly not that someone Wendy mentioned. He works with the Angolan Chamber of Commerce, which might be a little finance related. But he is not vigorous, and obviously not fair. I couldn't tell how old he is by just looking at his face because I couldn't even tell if I see his facial features clearly.

I am confused. If he is not the someone, then who else? If he is the someone, then how could he not fair?

I do not want to admit Wendy read the wrong card. So it still leaves me with a 50% chance, at least!

This is Mr A.



No, I was not flattered in the photo.

I was flustered. Black is out of my expectation and I did not know how to response to his question which came too sudden.

If Nancy did not drag me away from the front desk while Mr A approached again.

If JS did not drag me away outside the hotel when Mr A approached again.

If I did pick up the calls that Mr A has made several times.

Will the story be different?


No, I am not desperate. I am simply curious.

 
3:38 AM

又能怎样？

爱过，轰轰烈烈过，又算得了什么？
恨过，痛徹心扉过，又改变些什么？

眼前的路，还是很迷茫。

原来在爱的面前，没有种瓜得瓜的道理。
原来在爱的面前，冷漠无情可以是最痛。
原来在爱的面前，翻脸背叛不需要理由。
原来在爱的面前，可以卑微的如此渺小。
原来在爱的面前，竟然可以如此的无助。

原来，我对爱认识得不够深。

* 越爱越难过*
 
12:10 AM

Sausage Mania (Prague - 020509)

Sunday, June 07, 2009
I am super hungry now.

And all I think of is you, Německý Klobásky.


It has been a month, I still couldn't let go of you from my mind, and my taste bud.


Look at you, so much bigger and succulent.


Even the ang moh couldn't resist you and lost control of his tongue!

Dear Lord, I now ask for 6 Německý Klobásky with exchange of 1.5 pound!

* Pleeeease *
 
12:47 PM

SWOT Analysis

I am lost and depressed.

So, I came up with a SWOT analysis on us.

The result is very obvious, isn't it?

I think Action Plan for Opportunity and Threat is not necessary anymore.

* Cry badly *
 
12:11 PM

小二，来个二锅头！

Someone told me a lame joke before.

China people usually mention 二锅头 as 小二。So, this is how they order in China, “小二，来个小二！”

Okay, talk serious now.

I need liquor so badly now.

It was like I never had enough since friday night.

你把我灌醉，你让我流泪
扛下了所有罪，我拼命挽回
你把我灌醉，你让我心碎

I seriously need to get drunk.

算了吧，反正有你更孤单。
醉了吧，反正清醒更断肠。

Liquor, anyone?

 
12:46 AM

Take A Bow

The night is over and curtains finally closing.

The crowd has left after their round of applause.

It's time we rip off our masks and be ourselves.

We have fooled them to think we're still in love with each other.

And you put on quite a show.

I must say you played your part, and like a star you played it so well.

And you should know that your performance made me strong enough.

I hope you're pleased with my performance as well.

Darling, this show is over.


* I thought I've always been in love with you. *

 
12:26 AM

Mom is Cheapskate

Saturday, June 06, 2009
Mom has broken my Starbuck Moon Cake Festival edition mug.




And all she replaced me was this spend-RM50-and-above-and-get-a-free-mug from Secret Recipe.




She said I should be glad she didn't give me the free mug from Guinness Stout.

>.<

But never mind lar, I have a small gong gong I got from Prague!

:)
 
10:49 PM